CYA: Gavin & Foxy & The Judge & The ChronoGuard Take The Door On The Right

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"let's take the one on the right," foxy suggested.

"why?"

she grinned. "it seems like the right one."

the judge groaned, but walked forward to open the door on the right. they followed him in and they saw danny blake wiping down the bar. he looked up at them in surprise. "hey, you're back!"

they looked around and saw that they were, indeed, back at Poor Yorick's Pub. cardigan turned and tried the door behind them, only to see the streets of san francisco, not the room at boston university whence they came. "wtf?!"

ChronoGuard Ben shrugged. "don't ask me. this is a weird blog."

the judge nodded in agreement. "i'll drink--and eat--to that. what's on the menu, danny?"



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Dear Reader,



You have reached the end of your adventure. I hope you enjoyed it! If not, well, you only have yourself to blame because, you know, you chose it yourself. Also, since you--not I--chose this adventure, it did not really take place in the Burkieverse and, therefore, will not have any continuity with the regular Poor Yorick's Pub chapters. Thanks for playing and, if you're in the mood to try another adventure, go back to the beginning and choose a different path!

CYA: The Judge & The ChronoGuard & The Darter & Juliet

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"dat, what are you doing?!" the judge was outraged as he dropped to his knee to check for a pulse.

the darter looked slightly embarrassed. "i'm sorry. we're here to stop him and...it's just instinct. that's how i stop people."

"i can't believe you actually hit him," juliet said, almost admirably.

"but it's not him, you idiot. this is ChronoGuard Ben Franklin, not our ben franklin," the judge explained.

"another ben franklin?"

"no, the same ben franklin, but...it's complicated." he lay mr. franklin's hand down. "he's alive."

"of course he's alive!" the darter retorted. "i don't kill people. he'll just be out for a few hours, that's all."

"i guess we'd better go back," the judge declared as he lifted ChronoGuard Ben onto his back. "how'd you get here again?"

"the sonic transducer from the rocky horror picture show," juliet reminded him.

"really? that worked?"

"hey, is it any more miraculous than dat hitting somebody?"

"hey!"

"good point."


THE END
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Dear Reader,


You have reached the end of your adventure. I hope you enjoyed it! If not, well, you only have yourself to blame because, you know, you chose it yourself. Also, since you--not I--chose this adventure, it did not really take place in the Burkieverse and, therefore, will not have any continuity with the regular Poor Yorick's Pub chapters. Thanks for playing and, if you're in the mood to try another adventure, go back to the beginning and choose a different path!