CYA: The Judge & The ChronoGuard & The Man

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"mr. franklin, it's you!" the judge exclaimed.

ChronoGuard Ben shook his head. "that's not colonial me, your honor. that's a more senior me in the ChronoGuard."

"oh. so you two know each other?"

the bens nodded.

"you can't go any further," Senior ChronoGuard Ben told them.

"but we have to find b--you," the judge argued. "he--you--may be in trouble."

"Ben, you are delinquent in your annual oversight & compliance training. you are not allowed to time-travel until you complete it."

ChronoGuard Ben groaned. "dammit, i forgot all about that! i really need an executive assistant to remind me of these things. say," he turned to the judge. "you think burkie would let me hire special assistant hepzibah?"

"i doubt it," the judge replied. "he'd be pretty useless without her."

"well, i'm sorry, your honor. i guess somebody else will have to rescue me."

"but we're so close!" the judge turned to Senior ChronoGuard Ben. "can't you give us 5 minutes?"

Senior ChronoGuard Ben shook his head. "we're the time police. the one thing we never negotiate with is time."

"hmph."


THE END
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Dear Reader,


You have reached the end of your adventure. I hope you enjoyed it! If not, well, you only have yourself to blame because, you know, you chose it yourself. Also, since you--not I--chose this adventure, it did not really take place in the Burkieverse and, therefore, will not have any continuity with the regular Poor Yorick's Pub chapters. Thanks for playing and, if you're in the mood to try another adventure, go back to the beginning and choose a different path!