CYA: The Judge & The ChronoGuard--Shaken, Not Stirred

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the judge, overcome with the enormity of what was happening, sat on the edge of the bed, his face as pale as the moon.

"are you okay, your honor?"

the judge looked up at the great colonial time traveler. "does this sort of thing happen very often?"

ChronoGuard Ben sighed and sat next to him. "more often than you could imagine. time isn't linear, your honor. it moves in all directions, including sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways..."

"and frontways?"

"and squareways, and frontways, and any other ways that you can think of," ChronoGuard Ben explained kindly.

"you're describing the Wonkavator," the judge accused him.

"mr. wonka is also an honorary member of the ChronoGuard."

"i don't think i can take any more of this, mr. franklin. can we go back?"

ChronoGuard Ben nodded. "no prob, spongebob!"

they vanished moments before burkie entered the room and found the Soldier of Fortune magazine.

"hmmm, this looks interesting..."


THE END
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Dear Reader,


You have reached the end of your adventure. I hope you enjoyed it! If not, well, you only have yourself to blame because, you know, you chose it yourself. Also, since you--not I--chose this adventure, it did not really take place in the Burkieverse and, therefore, will not have any continuity with the regular Poor Yorick's Pub chapters. Thanks for playing and, if you're in the mood to try another adventure, go back to the beginning and choose a different path!