CYA: Gavin & Foxy Are Creeped Out

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"gavin!"

foxy shook cardigan, bringing him back to reality.

"i don't think this is reality."

"huh?" foxy looked at him quizzically.

cardigan rubbed his eyes. "sorry, i was responding to the narrative." he rubbed his eyes again. "was that...did we really see...please, tell me we didn't...did we?"

foxy nodded, slumping against the wall. "yes, that was sierra, and that henry guy."

"and they were...nekkid?"

"yes, i'm afraid so."

cardigan slumped against the wall next to her. "this is getting weird."

"too weird," foxy agreed.

"wanna go back?"

"can we? please?"

cardigan nodded, perking up again. "of course. come on, let's get out of here. someone else can rescue mr. franklin."

she grabbed his arm. "can we go do something normal? like standing in line at the DMV, or bowling?"

cardigan grinned. "i suck at bowling. sounds perfect!"


THE END

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Dear Reader,

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