CYA: Boom-Boom & Linda Rock!

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"wtf?!" the man--presumably alexander graham bell--sitting across a ouija board from mr. franklin blurted out as boom-boom & linda burst through the door.

a purple mist suddenly rose from the middle of the ouija board.

"jinkies!" ben franklin exclaimed. "we're really conjuring the spirit of leanardo da vinci!"

"leo...oh, no!" dr. bell moaned. "i forgot about him. when the door flor open i...i...thought thought of somebody else."

"really? who?" mr. franklin asked, watching the mist become more opaque.

"m...m...medusa."

"what?!"

"i...i'm sorry, i was frightened and...and when i get frightened i always think of...medusa."

"medusa?" linda interrupted, her voice sounded worried. "the greek medusa?!"

"gorgon, actually," said a sinister voice from the mist. "hello, dahlings!"

a woman's face suddenly appeared where the mist had been, her head full of wriggling snakes instead of hair. though they all knew better, they could not stop themselves from staring into her cold eyes, and they instantly turned into stone.

"HAHAHAHAHA," medusa cackled. "that never gets old!"


THE END
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Dear Reader,


You have reached the end of your adventure. I hope you enjoyed it! If not, well, you only have yourself to blame because, you know, you chose it yourself. Also, since you--not I--chose this adventure, it did not really take place in the Burkieverse and, therefore, will not have any continuity with the regular Poor Yorick's Pub chapters. Thanks for playing and, if you're in the mood to try another adventure, go back to the beginning and choose a different path!