CYA: Juliet & The Darter Breathe A Sigh Of Relief

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"thank you, dear reader!" juliet curtsies before you. "thank you for not choosing the 'shipper option! i owe you, TIME!"

"time?" the darter asked, confused.

juliet rolled her eyes. "it's written in a big font, dat. i owe them big time. get it?"

"oh, i get it now." he nodded, then turns toward you and bows. "thank you reader. i'm more of a mysterious superhero, not a playboy superhero."

"your superhero status is certainly mysterious," juliet agreed.

"kind of like your gender."

"oh, that was a low blow, dat. like most of the shots from your blowgun, from what i hear."

"oh yeah? well, i bet i could hit you from here!"

he raised the blowgun to his lip and blew. nothing happened. he cheeks puffed out and his face turned red, but nothing exited the other end.

juliet giggled. "what's the matter, big guy? lose your huffing & puffing powers?"

he glared at her and peered down the tube. "it's stuck. the humidity in this place caused the dart to swell inside and now it's stuck."

"i sure hope i don't need saving," juliet murmured.

"come on, let's get back to earth so i can fix this." he walked back into the house. juliet turns toward you and blows kisses your direction. "thank you again, dear readers. thank you, thank you, thank you!"

THE END
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Dear Reader,

You have reached the end of your adventure. I hope you enjoyed it! If not, well, you only have yourself to blame because, you know, you chose it yourself. Also, since you--not I--chose this adventure, it did not really take place in the Burkieverse and, therefore, will not have any continuity with the regular Poor Yorick's Pub chapters. Thanks for playing and, if you're in the mood to try another adventure, go back to the beginning and choose a different path!