Monday, November 3, 2008

CYA: Juliet & The Darter Go Right


NOTE: if you did not jump to this chapter as a result of the Choose Your Adventure story, please go here before reading any further!


they turned to the right and made their way down the hall. they checked the first room they came to.

"hello gorgeous!"

they peered into the next room.

"hey, sweetheart! want a beer?"

the next room they looked into prompted a shout of, "show us your ta-tas!"

"i see college hasn't changed much," juliet murmured.

"look, a directory!" the darter pointed.

they checked and discovered that dr. bell's office was in the next floor up. they rushed up the stairs and located the room, bursting through the door. they saw mr. franklin seated at a table across from another man--presumably alexander graham bell--with a ouija board between them.

"mr. franklin, we found you!"

the men of science looked up in surprise as the interruption. "hello, miss juliet! oh, and dat. my word, i forgot all about the time. i hope i didn't get everybody stirred up."

"aren't you the ravishing creature!" the other man said as he stood and extended a hand out to juliet. "i'm dr. bell, but you can call me al."

"the pleasure is mine, al," juliet blushed.

"mr franklin, i think we should get you back to the Pub. everyone really is worried about you."

their colonial friend nodded. "yes, yes, it's time. besides, we weren't having any luck conjuring the spirit of leonardo da vinci."

"goodbye, al!" juliet waved.

"goodbye, miss juliet! parting is such sweet sorrow, is it not?"

"he's a regular romeo, isn't he?" mr. franklin noted as they left.


THE END
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Dear Reader,

You have reached the end of your adventure. I hope you enjoyed it! If not, well, you only have yourself to blame because, you know, you chose it yourself. Also, since you--not I--chose this adventure, it did not really take place in the Burkieverse and, therefore, will not have any continuity with the regular Poor Yorick's Pub chapters. Thanks for playing and, if you're in the mood to try another adventure, go back to the beginning and choose a different path!

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