gavin cardigan walked into Poor Yorick's Pub, hung his fedora on the wall, and greeted his friend danny blake behind the bar. "what's for supper tonight, danny boy?"
"meat & bacon pie," danny replied as he filled a glass with Guinness. "in celebration of international pi day."
cardigan lifted his pint in a toast. "that's my kind of holiday. does Hallmark make cards for it yet?"
"i don't need a card to eat pie," danny snorted.
cardigan laughed and walked back to join the throng. "burkie, what's the verdict? who's getting knocked off?"
"i am!" carlotta 2.0's voice rang out from marian's laptop. "but i'm not going alone, hahahahaha!"
as her maniacal laughed cackled endlessly, it was joined by similar voices coming out of every laptop, netbook, tablet, PDA, and cell phone in the Pub. everybody started pushing buttons and cursing.
"dammit, it won't stop!"
"what the hell is going on?!"
"i think that harlotta carlotta infected all of our devices with a freakin' virus!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASOLONGSUCKERS!!!
2 comments:
YES! EXPLOSIONS!
well, isn't she just a little spitfire !!
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