Sunday, September 5, 2010

Snapshots: The Skewp On Sierra's Secret Birthday Beau

Three sources close to video vixen Sierra Charles inform The Celebrity Skewp that the raven-haired temptress spent her 23rd birthday in the company of one of the stars of the ‘80s and ‘90s sitcom Growing Pains. Trouble is, each source claims it’s a different star!

“It’s Leonardo DiCaprio,” according to a long-time friend. “They met on an airplane. He was working on a crossword puzzle and asked her if she knew a 7-letter word for ‘a love affair.’ It was like love at first flight!”

A member of the crew of the video that Miss Charles is currently shooting for the band Linkin Park says otherwise. “It’s Kirk Cameron! They’ve gone down to Acapulco for cliff diving.” When reminded that the former teen heartthrob is now an evangelical minister who has been happily married for over 10 years and has six children, the crew member admitted that she may had been mistaken. “Wait...we’re talking about Kathy Griffin, right?”

Still, a family member who wished to remain anonymous insists that the starlet is stepping out with none other than Alan Thicke, who played the father on Growing Pains. “Sure, there’s an age gap (over 30 years!), but he’s very interesting. Did you know that he was once in a Fruit Of The Loom underwear commercial?”

So, one birthday but three different stories. Who is the mystery man in Sierra Charles’ life? When will she come out and tell the world who it is? It looks like pop culture’s latest D-list celebrity is going through some growing pains of her own!

5 comments:

Fanny said...

Hahahaha! Before I finished reading, I was thinking, "ALAN THICKE!".

chalky cheese said...

she's in a linkin park video??? doing what?

burkie said...

i think she was playing a waitress in a diner.

in very inappropriate attire.

Anonymous said...

Of course its ALAN THICKE !!!
Doesn't every hopeful rising star have a fling with ALAN THICKE ???

mira said...

chalky cheese? eww, even this cheese ho thinks that sounds not appetizing.